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- Today marks my fourth sobriety day, and my wife got me this cool coin because she’s proud of me! Alcohol is a thing of the past for me; if you’re struggling, just take it a day at a time. [OC]
- So i was at the mall to watch a movie and this cop approached me and i was like,”ahhh,he is gonna check me for weed in front of everyone and make a scene”. But he sweetly came up to me with a smile and wanted to click a pic with me to show his son. Here is the pic, Keep Smiling:)) Have a nice week:)
- I requested 8 bananas in my weekly grocery pickup order…. They gave me 8 BUNCHES, and managed to only charge me $0.68 – the price of one single banana
- (OC) A girl from my college made this for me and called me handsome, been blushing ever since
- I told my wife that Rupert Murdoch’s chin disturbed me. She replied to me with this.
- it’s like they’re mocking me and telling me I suck
- “Tell me your daddy wasn’t around without telling me…”
- Working my job at McDonald’s in the window a kind, older stranger didn’t hesitate to hand me this. Considering a few nights ago I was having bad thoughts this really made me happy aside from the money, the words mean more than anything ❤️
- My female friend sent me this and asked if it was true
- Some people asked for more photos so here’s a handful either of or by me from last cruise
- Almost ten years as friends, three years dating, three months since he had me pick my wedding stone at a gem show, first week living together. He’s gonna make me so happy.
- Not gon lie, If they came up across me while at court, I’d be cheered up.
- Correct Me If I’m Wrong, But Carmen May Be The Only Character Who Managed To Not Have Her Life Irreversibly Destroyed By The Gang.
- He’s gonna spend the whole day trying to find out if you can fire a crowd of people
- This couple hired me, a complete stranger, to watch their kid for a date night. Now they’ve practically abandoned me with their kid. What do I even fucking do? I need to get paid and I also can’t leave their child home alone. They are just ignoring my message. Put DND on after I texted them.