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- My water bottle shrunk in the dishwasher. It’s now… something else.
- Shannon Sharpe on Ja Morant: “For some reason he wants to surround himself with these type of people. Bruh, you’re not hard. This is not your life. You got a $200 million contract and you want people in the NBA to think you hood, to think you gangster.”
- Taking the cap off a hot car radiator
- Fuck you Putin, see you in a week from Canada
- “If you don’t show up, you are FINished with this job!”
- Sen. Murphy: When you join Congress, you must agree to pay the bills
- SLPT: If you want to read Mein Kampf but you aren’t a nazi
- Looks like you are enjoying something. Let me fix that for you.
- CRT creator: If you are concerned by America’s rightward drift you must get involved
- You think you are having a chill day and suddenly-
- The true ranking, if you know you know
- You will always remember this day as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow
- When you tell her a story that she doesn’t understand, but she loves you anyway 😍
- Democrats respond to GOP calls for debt ceiling negotiations: No | “In exchange for not crashing the United States economy, you get nothing,” one Democratic senator said. “You don’t get a cookie.”
- If you can’t handle looking at a painting in a college class, you shouldn’t be enrolled in college