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- This couple hired me, a complete stranger, to watch their kid for a date night. Now they’ve practically abandoned me with their kid. What do I even fucking do? I need to get paid and I also can’t leave their child home alone. They are just ignoring my message. Put DND on after I texted them.
- My wife and I were finally able to catch “Red Thread”, a pigeon we had been seeing for weeks. The little guy had string tangled around his foot. I was able to get him to eat outta my hand, then after a couple tries I got him! We are feelin pretty good now. 💐❤️🇨🇦
- My supervisor told me today that he could have another person ready to take my job an hour after I left if need be, I was only inquiring about a raise I was supposed to get anyway, this was also during my break surrounded by other coworkers. So I said “start the timer” And I left.
- This is from the cat scan of a massive stroke I suffered in May. I had a 4% chance of survival, a 0.16% chance of not showing or suffering any indications of a stroke. I was supposed to be paralyzed if I survived. Was back at work in 2 weeks. I seem perfectly fine, it is creeping doctors out.
- So for the 15th time now, our neighbor called out the fire department when I started my Smoker. Claiming that I’m burning trash. At least the full truck didn’t come not this time.
- One of my toughest pulls when I worked at a scrap yard, I was proud to get it out!
- My wife and I like to see how long it takes to notice we’re filming each other. This is one of my favorites.
- Toby snuck out early this morning when I opened the door to take out the trash. He’s back now, and very remorseful.
- [Serge Ibaka] Hey @KendrickPerkins, I count my blessings every day and I don’t usually react to comments about me. But It’s disappointing to hear someone I shared a locker room with spreading misinformation to be relevant and get views on TV and social media.
- A coworkers relative got this pup without consulting the wife and couldn’t keep it so I swooped in to take him in. First family dog and my wife and daughter are ecstatic. Christmas hero.
- While my wife was away I had to keep sending sexy photos to remind her what she’s got at home.
- My 12yo son keeps making me cups of tea with marshmallows in. When I said ‘I don’t want a marshmallow in it this time’ he put in two.
- I ate this camera-pill yesterday since the doctors wanted to see my whole digestive system from inside. It takes 2 photos per second and even has leds incorporated. Yep we are on that point of history.
- We don’t have kids so my wife and I take our dog around to look at the lights. He loves it.
- I work from home, so my dad wanted me to sign for his package. Found this sign outside our door after I signed. For the record, I am not disabled.
