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- Today marks my fourth sobriety day, and my wife got me this cool coin because she’s proud of me! Alcohol is a thing of the past for me; if you’re struggling, just take it a day at a time. [OC]
- Wife got me a New Coin. I like my odds.
- My landlady has been promising me a concrete driveway for two years, now. This morning, I got this text from her.
- So i was at the mall to watch a movie and this cop approached me and i was like,”ahhh,he is gonna check me for weed in front of everyone and make a scene”. But he sweetly came up to me with a smile and wanted to click a pic with me to show his son. Here is the pic, Keep Smiling:)) Have a nice week:)
- (OC) A girl from my college made this for me and called me handsome, been blushing ever since
- I told my wife that Rupert Murdoch’s chin disturbed me. She replied to me with this.
- People still continuously walk in on me handling biohazard and ask me if it’s the bathroom several times a day.
- it’s like they’re mocking me and telling me I suck
- “Tell me your daddy wasn’t around without telling me…”
- I requested 8 bananas in my weekly grocery pickup order…. They gave me 8 BUNCHES, and managed to only charge me $0.68 – the price of one single banana
- Almost ten years as friends, three years dating, three months since he had me pick my wedding stone at a gem show, first week living together. He’s gonna make me so happy.
- Working my job at McDonald’s in the window a kind, older stranger didn’t hesitate to hand me this. Considering a few nights ago I was having bad thoughts this really made me happy aside from the money, the words mean more than anything ❤️
- This couple hired me, a complete stranger, to watch their kid for a date night. Now they’ve practically abandoned me with their kid. What do I even fucking do? I need to get paid and I also can’t leave their child home alone. They are just ignoring my message. Put DND on after I texted them.
- Saw’s got the right idea about the Rebellion
- Bando got caught